I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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