I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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