At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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