you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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