You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Small penises have feelings too.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Randomize
