How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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