WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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