How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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