So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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