so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
