if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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