It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Non-Jews are for practice
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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