Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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