dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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