I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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