I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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