Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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