I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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