I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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