I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I have fence marks all over my body
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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