I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
