Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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