Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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