Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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