Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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