we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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