i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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