i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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It's blow job season.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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