dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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