Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
nutella sex= disaster
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
