You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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