But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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