I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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