the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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