Can i not drive my cunt home
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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