Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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