he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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