I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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