the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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