the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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