He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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