It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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