u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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