I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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