Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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