My hair reeks of homosexuality.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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