I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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