Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Terrible idea I love it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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