Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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