remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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