sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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