i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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