that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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