i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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