hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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