He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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