I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My liver just had a heart attack.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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